May 2013
398 posts
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
framesjanco:
IT ANNOYS ME TO NO END THAT PEOPLE GET ALL UP IN ARMS WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT FEMINISM AND THEY GET THAT LOOK IN THEIR EYE LIKE “OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN” YEAH HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH A BOX OF TAMPONS AND SOME BRAS IF YOU KEEP PATRONIZING A MOVEMENT THAT EXISTS BECAUSE YOU ROLL YOUR EYES WHEN I TALK ABOUT EQUALITY
ticktockdonttouchtheclock:
onlyakidgotnothingtoprove:
himasexaul:
heckboy:
being poor and liking video games
being poor and liking cosplay
being poor
hitting someone with your skateboard and flinging yourself across the sky
Me: *sees post that says nigga With thosands of notes*
Me: *checks to see if op is black before reblogging*
Every post ever
Minority Group: *explains that they are marginalized and disregarded and only want a safe place to be among people like them, share experiences, and borderline plead to have one little thing to themselves not flooded by the majority; even if this thing is as seemingly small and insignificant as a tag on tumblr.(
Majority Group: *Says they dont care and invades the space anyways*
Minority Group: *gets angry*
Majority Group: "I dont understand why you're angry, you're becoming what you hate, hate on both sides is just as bad and we're not all bad."
Minority Group: "Are you going to stop?"
Majority Group: "no."
Minority Group: "Fuck you."
Majority Group: "Lol WOW do you see the hypocrisy?? Why cant you just understand that everything is for us all the time always and that what you want doesn't matter because we dont care? Why cant we all just put this mess behind us and be people? Why do you hate us?"
RitchandFamous: grrrlfever: i acknowledge that... →
rape—princess:
glitterswitch:
ritchandfamous:
grrrlfever:
i acknowledge that some women have rape fantasies but i think that’s less of a “kink” and more of a very sad kind of internalised sexism
I think that’s a really unfair, and possibly
heterosexist, over generalization. A big part of kink roleplay, including rape fantasies, is about communication and trust on a level which...
callmepan:
gothnrollx:
bonerbabe:
boy moans are so nice
YES
I see the “girl moans are the best” posts and the “boy moans are the best” posts and I just want to make it clear that I love both.
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
Watchmeggannn:
thatlonelybarricade:
videohall:
Bird reacts to dubstep
#best four seconds of my life tbh
iammakingperfectsense:
hazzasgotalittlelou:
directioner-danosaur:
insidemymmind:
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS...
momo-deary:
hazardgirl:
the reason girls like muscular guys: he’s ideal for protecting you and your children, and if he does a poor job and you decide to eat him, he has the most meaty body type.
this is the motivational quote that made my day.
vagisodium:
regardsbree:
princesshodan:
grimyboy:
What would you do if u walked in on your dad deep throating a dildo?
show him how it’s really done
holy fuck is that person dead
Watchdarlingtier:
courfeyracsrealnameisfra:
sir-pimp-master-arthur:
sassmasterjesus:
mochisprite:
fishpun:
bardofhope:
kumashiro:
hoveroundismysavior:
CLICK THE SQUARES.
Remix time
i made katnep music because why not
wow erifef sounds really pretty omg
cronkri was pretty
stridercest was pretty cool
Karezi’s pretty nice
the sound of beauty
arasol...
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
rapewhistled:
danicalidreamin12:
awindowtothewest:
the-queen-of-anchors:
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
you better reblog this.
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
FOREVER going to REBLOG this when it shows on my dash.. every one has the right to marry the one that they love, no matter what...
neopiansatanist:
i wanna see project runway dress drag queens so bad
They did that! :D
I couldn’t find the episode, but here’s the name of it and a summary! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/project-runway/good-queen-fun-1.php
Planned Parenthood Never Told Parents of Abortion... →
grrrl-riot:
If we needed any more evidence that parental notification legislation is long overdue in Washington State, we just got it. In a story making news this week,
This is how Life News manipulates people.
What isn’t in the headline is that her rapist was her step-father so PP called the police.
frenchbrioche:
jojenreeds:
Daenerys walks into every city, says “this is now mine” and if you refuse to give her what she wants she kills you with her dragons. A really suitable queen for the seven kingdoms.
Uh Daenarys walks into every pro slavery city and says “now this shit has to stop” and if you refuse to free your people she kills you with her dragons, because you’re a fucking slaver...
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
loliconprince:
i read hentai for 7 hours yesterday please date me
sushiandpie:
phantoms4evr:
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black...
